NOTE: THIS IS NOT REAL.  IT IS JUST A JOKE.

jackchandler1996 is NOT responsible:

1. for any viruses when on this website. If you receive a virus while on this website don’t complain to me, complain to your ICT manager. Your co-operation is appreciated.

2. for any personal information being spread around the internet on a global scale.

3. if your computer crashes and your backup files don’t work.

4. if any device in the USB slot loses all it’s contents.

5. if anyone passes away while you our on this website.

6. if any parts of your computer fall off or are pulled of when on this website.

7. if you threaten any users of this website the police might care. If they do you’re going to be in trouble.

8. you will be banned from this website if you post silly, rude comments. These comments will be forwarded to Michael Burden.

9. for broken promises.

9. for any limbs that fall off while typing comments on our website.

10. for having a car accident while you were jackchandler1996driving.

11. for any large sums of cash mysteriously disappearing when on this website.

12. if your house is broken into when you are on this website. This is a website NOT a insurance company.

13. if your house sets on fire when on this website. This is a website NOT the fire department.

 

Thanks,

jackchandler1996